An urgent crisis: Shake Shack seating shortages

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December 28, 2012 By Steven E. Greer

This is the first time that the Battery Park Shake Shack has experienced cold weather. Recall, we had no winter in 2011-12. As a result of the cold, the outdoor seating is no longer feasible making it impossible to eat at Shake Shack without a lottery system.

BP.TV has learned that management is contemplating outdoor heaters. We actually suggested a full hospitality tent, or, better yet, that Shake Shack takes over the space of other lesser restaurants.


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One Response to An urgent crisis: Shake Shack seating shortages

  1. Rosalie says:

    Happy New Year Wishes to you Dr. Greer

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