Desperate Trump Stages an Assassination Hoax at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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April 26, 2026- by Tucker Carlzon

Holy cow. This stunt at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner (WHCAD) last night was an obvious hoax. We have entered a new stage of the failing Trump government.

At best, the Secret Service overreacted to some mentally ill, unarmed guy. At worst, they found another patsy, like the autistic man they are trying to pin as the January 6 pipe bomber, and used this as an elaborate hoax.

The case for it being a hoax:

First, the motivations are manifold:

A) Trump looked like a strong leader when he raised his fist after the Butler, Pennsylvania assassination attempt, and he needs that kind of support right now (and so does Israel).

B) Second, Trump, et al are having trouble getting permission to build his East Wing ballroom, and this is the kind of event that would normally be held there. During the press conference after the incident, Trump specifically mentioned that “we need the ballroom” (by the way, there was just an attempted assassination and the Secret Service allowed a normal press conference minutes later?).

  • Look at this video of alleged hoax creator Dan Scavino trying to get the crowd to chant “USA! USA!” while nobody responds. It is painfully cringe.
  • Look at this video of Kash Patel, who doesn’t appear afraid at all. That’s evidence he was in on it.
  • Who was calmly filming up close as Trump and Vance were rushed out by Secret Service? Why was Vance rushed out first and then Trump was put onto the floor later?
  • Here is bad acting by professional crier Erika Kirk. She is a spy with her cover blown.
  • Look at Todd Blanche and Kash Patel flanking Trump right after the incident, wearing tuxedos. Both men are desperate to keep their jobs. Just a few hours before this, it was all over the press that Kash Patel was about to be fired. Meanwhile, Todd Blanche has been aggressively campaigning to become the permanent Attorney General.
  • Fox News Correspondent cut off by control room (listen): “Karoline Leavitt’s husband leaned over and told me right as the WH Correspondents Dinner was starting, “You need to be very safe.”” “He was very serious when that said that to me, and he kinda looked around the room and said, ‘There are some–'” *Call drops*

A recent essay explains how The United States now has a banana-republic government, just like the ones Americans used to mock a few years ago. This (WHCAD) hoax is another example of that.

Trump has surrounded himself with Epstein co-conspirators and genuinely stupid people because those are the only ones he can trust. This is why all dictatorships fail. Loyalty is paramount over competency.

Trump is surrounded by desperate people trying to avoid jail. They are resorting to idiotic stunts like this. However, what they do not realize is that they can no longer stage hoaxes like this anymore. The Internet and individual journalists exist. There are too many cameras around. This is not 1963 when the deep state could control Walter Cronkite after shooting Kennedy.

Senior cabinet members urgently need to implement the 25th amendment on Trump. He has become dangerous. The people around him crossed the Rubicon and will do anything to save their necks. Purge this coup.

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  • The Europeans are already declaring this as staged. Germany is even calling this a Reichstag event that Trump will use to the same ends. Oddly, while everyone else is instantly drawn away by gunfire, Trump has this knowing smirk. 
  • All smiles at the WH Press Briefing Room last night….totally normal reactions after an “assassination attempt”
  • All of the paid fake influencers tweeting that we need the ballroom
  • Is that Trump peeking behind the curtain watching ? Man get outta of here with this “assassination attempt”
  • White House press lady uses correspondence dinner hoax as pretext to target as hate speech any critics
  • I understand now what this Saturday night hoax was about. Israel has been escalating the censorship for more than a year. In the wake of this catastrophic failed Iran effort, and the likely death of Netanyahu, and the extremely unpopular, Trump administration, the Israel and Trump know that they are going to be ousted. The White House correspondence dinner hoax was designed to be an excuse to clamp down on “hate speech”. This is just pretext to pass laws censoring any sort of negative comments on Israel.
  • Lindsey Graham admits the “private donors will pay for the White House ballroom” narrative is FAKE! The government will spend $400 million of the American people’s money to build it.
  • Trump staged the WHCD dinner as an excuse to get the taxpayers to fund his Ballroom.  He never had $400 million in donations, & sure as hell wasn’t gonna use a single penny of his own money.
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